So, years ago, I somehow ended up with the title of the Ultimate Whore. And no, this is not to say that i am the ultimate at whoreing. This title is something that someone (whom I can't remember at this moment) gave me because of my tendancy to go to ultimate tournaments and play with whoever would take, with very little standards on who that would be. This actually allowed me to meet many many people over the years, making my network of ultimate friends larger than most, and covering a much larger geographical area than most.Recently, I have had someone take over my title, which I willingly gave up. Amy Manhands is now the reigning Ultimate Whore, because she exhibits the same qualities that I had back in my days of going to tourn
aments and picking up. She goes to tournaments and just wants to play. She goes up to people and introduces herself as "Amy from Auburn", and this is how people continue to remember her. At Mudbowl 2007 she bumped her head at some point on Saturday night, and it wasn't until July 2007 that she learned what actually happened from a player in Asheville that she met while visiting her dad. In Atlanta, she has picked up another title from her experience with us in Savannah at the Memorial Day Hat Tournament, which I am kindly going to omit (if you want to know, ask her... she'll probably tell you). While in Savannah for Toss in the Moss this past August, Amy obtained a black eye during Saturday play, and there is no telling how many more people she has met due to this "injury". She knows people all over the southeast, in DC, Ohio, and many other places. There are too many stories about why Amy is the reigning Ultimate Whore. But this is her tribute... the offical notice that I am stepping down (but will always be the origonal), and Amy is the Reigning Ultimate Whore. If you want to obtain this status one day, you will have to be mentored and go into training with Amy, just as she did with me.
aments and picking up. She goes to tournaments and just wants to play. She goes up to people and introduces herself as "Amy from Auburn", and this is how people continue to remember her. At Mudbowl 2007 she bumped her head at some point on Saturday night, and it wasn't until July 2007 that she learned what actually happened from a player in Asheville that she met while visiting her dad. In Atlanta, she has picked up another title from her experience with us in Savannah at the Memorial Day Hat Tournament, which I am kindly going to omit (if you want to know, ask her... she'll probably tell you). While in Savannah for Toss in the Moss this past August, Amy obtained a black eye during Saturday play, and there is no telling how many more people she has met due to this "injury". She knows people all over the southeast, in DC, Ohio, and many other places. There are too many stories about why Amy is the reigning Ultimate Whore. But this is her tribute... the offical notice that I am stepping down (but will always be the origonal), and Amy is the Reigning Ultimate Whore. If you want to obtain this status one day, you will have to be mentored and go into training with Amy, just as she did with me. 
All Hail Amy. The Ultimate Whore.
1 comment:
thank you for making your first post in over 4 months about me and ridiculousness.
Only thing though, I do not like the fact that you've "stepped down" from ultimate whore. I still consider you one. Only difference now is that I've joined you on the throne of Ultimate Whore. Thank you for the honor
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